Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Albert Fish

Meet the patron saint of sadomassochism. Albert Fish, the granddaddy of the deranged, enjoyed implanting needles into his genitalia, stuffing his asswhole with flaming alcohol balls, eating shit, killing children and making stews with their remains. The father of six, Albert lost it after his wife left him for another man. Despondent Al asked his kids to beat him with a nail-studded paddle until he bled. He thought that he was Christ and that God had ordered him to castrate boys. And Albert did what as he was told, and enjoyed it. This dirty old man from hell was in the habit of molesting and killing children of both sexes. He was arrested after sending a letter to the parents of one of his victims, Gracie Budd, describing what a delight it had been eating her. He was sentenced to die in Sing Sing in 1936. He said, "What a thrill that will be if I have to die in the electric chair. It will be the supreme thrill, the only one i haven't tried." He happily helped his executioners with the electrodes and died a happy man. It is untrue that the chair short-circuited at first because of the twenty needles implanted in his genitalia.