Did you know that 99% of Dead Hookers were battered women first?
And all this time, I was eating mine plain!
What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice!
Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?
Because, she was dead!
Why are Dead Hookers such shitty drivers?
Because, they are women!
Why did the Hooker fall off the swing?
Because, her arms were cut off!
What did the Blind, Deaf, and Dumb Hooker get for Christmas?
Cancer!
What do you call a Hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler!
What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
Your job still sucks!
What's the worst thing about killing a chinese hooker?
An hour later, you want to kill another one!
What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
Jello wiggles when you eat it!
What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead cat in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dead cat!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
Shoot her again!
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!
